1. #WhenTrumpIsElected DonaldCare will cover spray tans, highlights, and Botox.
2. #WhenTrumpIsElected he’ll divorce our country for a younger, prettier country.
3. #WhenTrumpIsElected Canada will erect a huge wall to prevent mass emigration.
4. #WhenTrumpIsElected he will create middle-class jobs by paying them to cheer for him during his speeches.
5. #WhenTrumpIsElected The Purge will be a real thing.
6. #WhenTrumpIsElected the first illegal immigrant he must deport is that undocumented worker living on his head.
7. #WhenTrumpIsElected he better deport his immigrant wife, otherwise he’s a hypocrite.
8. #WhenTrumpIsElected his hair will have its own Secret Service agent.
9. #WhenTrumpIsElected Air Force One will be remade into Hair Force One.
10. #WhenTrumpIsElected we’ll have to get a classier flag. With more gold ‘n stuff.
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